Sad Volcano
i . when a male is engaging in an act of vigorous m-st-rb-t–n and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. however, the contents of the scene in the p-rnographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the m-st-rb-t-r has already committed to purging gametes. the resulting effect is the m-st-rb-t-r attempting to cease the -j-c-l-t–n but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
ii . when a male is partic-p-ting in s-xual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. the male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
note—
no -rg-sm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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examples:
i . ya this one time i was watchin’ a random video i found and it seemed legit so i took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . i tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.
ii . dasheekee was givin’ me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin’ legend of the hidden temple on nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so i told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
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