sad weiner


when u have s-x but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a m-ssive b-n-r but never finshes the job
the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a “sad weiner”.
or
bob:”whats wrong with your weiner ”
mike:”nothin man its just a little sad”

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