Sad


s-xually aroused d-ck (similar to a nymphomaniac)
why are you being sad.
an acronym for “suck a d-ck.” often used as a command.

this form is often more offensive than just saying “suck a d-ck” and it can be used anywhere in public.
“pay attention to me, i wanna play, your making me sad…”
-sarah

“sarah, go s-a-d!!”
-travis
sunday afternoon drinks.

because regular folk have to work on monday, it’s wiser to start drinking on sunday afternoon so you’ll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
starting to drink too late on sunday could seriously effect your appet-te for

mnd, tnd, wnd, thnd and/or fnd and that would be sad…
a: wanna meet for drinks on sunday?

b: sure, but let’s make it a sad, i’m not a sad jobless t-ss-r like the rest of your friends.

a: noon then?

b: noon it’ll be.
1) unhappy

2) of a miserable state and unenviable lifestyle.

3) acronym.

seasonal
adjustment
disorder

medical condition pulled out of the -ss of a phyciatrist as an excuse for bad parenting, without saying it.
little tommy isn’t doing sh-t in school because he has sad. he does not like daylight savings bullsh-t, and therefore, spends his time in school beating off to his teacher’s fine -ss.
1. something depressing
2. a feeling of being depressed
i was so sad the other night i just wanted to end my life.
f-cking pathetic.
it’s sad that mark still lives with his mom, even though he’s 35.
to suck a d-ck. see d lover
jake, why don’t you just go s a d
stands for singles awareness day. more commonly known as valentines day.
jenny: happy s.a.d.!!!
jesse: you’re taking not having a boyfriend a valentines day hard, arent’ you.
jenny: i’m just fine! -strangles jesse-

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