Safe Tab
a tab that can be safely retreated to upon threat of interruption by friends/family while viewing p-rnography. could take the form of a facebook page, youtube video or other sites of unsuspicious origin or motive for viewing.
you: dude, i was getting busy on my computer, when i heard my roommate about to walk in.
friend: what happened?
you: well luckily i had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and i was in the clear!
a tab you keep open in your internet browser to quickly switch to so those around you don’t know what you’re really doing. most used when looking up p-rn while family members are home, or for when you’re goofing off at work.
i didn’t want my mom to walk in and see me looking up p-rn, so i kept a safe tab open just in case.
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- sagaballs
to have a saggy scr-t-m even when your p-n-s is erect. it is so named because theodore roosevelt was rumored to have this condition. “”my history textbook says that theodore roosevelt, who lived on sagamore hill, had a horrible case of sagab-lls, leading to his famous quote: “speak softly and carry a heavy sack.””
- sag hole
the stretched out orifice created by large diameter piercings, especially when said piercing is removed. usually derogatory. i thought those pegs in his ears were hot until he took them out to shower and i saw the sag hole.
- Dublol
double the lol but not quite a rofl man. that funny video was dublol but not quite a rofl.
- duckdoogan
1. said by that cool guy in street fighter 2. put both of your palms together in font of your chest and exclaim ‘duckdoogan!!!!’ -duckdoogan- said that cool guy from steet fighter