safe wet-willy
inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone’s ear. step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone’s ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-w-lly in one ear. while he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, i got his right.
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