safe zoning


the art of distancing a “lover”, or good friend in an orbital sp-ce. not too far, not too close. when they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the “safe zone”. this keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
the b-tch wants to get married, and i don’t. the s-x is great, but i’m just not ready for commitment. “safe zoning” her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you’ve totally p-ssed her off, send her a dozen roses, f-ck her, and repeat the cycle.

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