Safety Fag


a safety f-g is a member of the armed forces of the united states of america (usually, but not always, the rank of e-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. they believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. they believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.
a safety f-g sergeant major in afghanistan: “now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the fob at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. that’s how a s-xual -ssault happens.”

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