Safety Pack


a six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don’t have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or -ssume the only alcohol the host has left is natty ice.
jason: yo ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to chad’s party tonight??

ken: um yea fo sho, the two adam’s are lushes and will be there early… they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

jason: true story, safety pack on deck

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