safety poo
a poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won’t need a sh-t later on.
mike: i’m back, i was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? you can use my toilet..
tom: no, i’m good, i had one before i came round.
mike: ben?
ben: i tried but it just won’t come out.
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