Safety Roll


the backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
i thought i was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. fortunately there was a safety roll.

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