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• safe wet-willy

  inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone’s ear. step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone’s ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear eric […]

• Saggy Helmet

  a drink, or a c-cktail. it consist’s of smirnoff ice and a large gl-ss of rose wine . traditionally served in a pint gl-ss over ice. it has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this. i’ll have a saggy helmet please bar keep. how much!

• Saggy Turkey

  a s-xual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the -n-s or v-g-n-. while preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping b-lls and p-n-s (or br–sts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey. […]

• sand dollar nipples

  nipples larger than average. in fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. they are acceptable on large br–sts, but downright dissappointing on small-t-ttet women i took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her b–bs, i thought i was at the beach, even worse she was an a-cup

• San Diego Blizzard

  intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees fahrenheit in southern california, characterized by the revealing of ugg boots, scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts. during a san diego blizzard one would overhear: girl 1: “like, oh my g-d did you […]

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