Sagetism
when bob saget is your religion.
“now repeat after me.” said the preacher. “bob saget is love. bob saget is life. spread sagetism.”
the worldwide belief that bob saget is truly g-d. many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. lord saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the lord’s actions and opinions to base our religion on.
an example of my true love for lord saget:
me: “i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
religious leaders in the future: “sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life.”
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