where the bottom of a mans c*ck swells up and then saggs down for about 4 days meaning he can’t get laid in this time.
john had a saggy p*n*s after running 800 metres.
a dark soul bound to the deepest caves in h*ll. an evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. a dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn’t give a sh*t. or a small chicken woah! she is such a parla, guuurl you better be carful
- real hug
when you hug someone and slide your hands down their back and grab their *ss. i just saw rita at the bar and i have her a real hug. hug *ss a hug that lasts more than a few seconds as a form of greeting. it’s a hug that lasts a long time and feels […]
the cutest person that came from a p*ssy he is a lajoie
giving a present to a c-section baby that usually the baby or the mother can’t open with out getting a papercut. mom: “oh sh*t here comes john with his presbimarian.” baby: ” my goodness what an unpleasant forthcoming.”