saggy shorts
when you take a large sh-t on a girls freshly shaved p-ssy and then proceed to put her underwear on over your steaming load. the woman now stands up and you can see her “shorts” sag. it is now costumary to kick the woman repeatedly in the crotch to try and induce any bleeding or extra secretion of fluid
d-mn i been havin dis reel runny sh-t so i decide to geeve me b-tch da saggy shorts. her crotch bleed and me get very happy
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