sail fone


the term one “african” uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call “portable”) inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)
n-gg- yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (n-gg-!)
…umm sir you spelled “phone” incorrectly

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