sailing with the captain


to drink large quant-ties of captain morgan’s rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
that girl i hooked up with was so fugly that i had to go sailing with the captain before i could bang her.
a song by the celtic rock band dust rhinos about drinking lots of captain morgan rum
i was sailing with the captain, he’ll show me the sights, i wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight

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