Saint Augustine Prep Soccer
the best high school soccer team in new jersey. they won the cape-atlantic league t-tle, south jersey t-tle, coaches cup t-tle, and the new jersey non-public a state t-tle in 2011. they won the star ledger award as best team in new jersey in 2011.
they beat st. joes metuchen in the south jersey championship game.
and
they shutout the pingry school 2-0 in the new jersey state championship game.
they have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in south jersey.
guy 1: hey, the saint augustine prep soccer isn’t that good and doesn’t play anyone good anyway, so who cares?
guy 2: oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out pingry 2-0 in the state final this year…
guy 1: pingry’s not even that good, so whatever man.
guy 2: oh well espn thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.
guy 1: oh…my bad.
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