Saint Butthole
prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. in times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one’s -n-s with vaseline as a sacrament to him. when defecation occurs, this is called ‘a visit from saint b-tthole’. his imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.
“sorry about the mess, dude. i hadn’t sh-t in three days, but when i did saint b-tthole visited me with a vengeance!”
“saint b-tthole, i apply this vaseline to my -n-s in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my b-tt…”
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