sakonitus


1. the constant failure of typing in english

2. excessive use of the backsp-ce

3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to tourette syndrome
ex. 1: “hey man, did you hear that guy contracted sakonitus from constant use of the backsp-ce?”

ex. 2:
john: wut pu?
jane: lolz fail. -up, you have sakonitus or something?

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