Sakura Haruno
a pink haired annoying kunoichi (female ninja) from the series “naruto” in which all she says and does is based around sasuke (an emo ninja trying to kill his brother), all the frickin time. she is basically a useless character that only affected the plot slightley.
through out the naruto series she becomes less annyoing and becomes actually usesful (a big shocker), while being under the guidance of tsunade (a big chested old lady that makes herself appear to be younger than what she really is)
at the beginning of the “naruto shippuuden” series sakura is seen to be kick–ss. she is a well equppied medical ninja and has one h-ll of a punch that can cause a tremor.
so basically “naruto” sakure = an annoying b-tch
“naruto shippuuden” sakura = kick -ss b-tch that you never want to cross.
narutofangirl: oh my god sakura haruno is such a useless b-tch, all she cares about is that emo kid and not the kid with the demon fox sealed within him!
antisakuraxnaruto: i know, why did kishimoto even make her?
narutofangirl: i guess he was high or something. why is it that most anime girls have the hots for the emo boys that dont give a cr-p about them?!
—–
seriously why the h-ll?!!!
—–
antisakuraxnaruto: well at least she becomes useful in the shippuuden series, but shes still flat chested.
narutofangirl: yeah the only thing that grew for her is her att-tude and her huge -ss.
a smart, pink-haired kunoichi from the manga and anime naruto. she is one of the many sasuke uchiha fangirls, who’s ex-bestfriend and rival is ino yamanaka. she is teamed up with naruto uzumaki, sasuke uchiha, and their sensei, kakashi hatake. during the old naruto series, she is generally weak and sensitive, while in naruto shippudden, she trained under tsunade and became a much stronger ninja with unnatural strength.
“i promised naruto… i said that this this time we’d be together!”- sakura haruno
s-xy pink haired support character from the shows “naruto” and “naruto shippuden” she is pretty much useless in naruto but becomes a big character in naruto shippuden. she is flat chested but has a large round behind.
sakura haruno
fan1: that flat chested b-tch is so useless.
fan2: not to worry she gets more useful and her -ss makes up for her lack of rack.
Read Also:
- Sal Arm
short for salvation army. i just bought some awesome clothes from the sal arm!!
- Salata Juice
the x factor possessed by a very finite number of individuals. she said she wasn’t going to hook up with anyone, but she just couldn’t resist his advances once he turned the salata juice on.
- sallybitching
when a person is acting like they have extreme persistent pms or pmdd. someone is sallyb-tching can be male or female, but must be acting in a catty and b-tchy fashion. dudes, stop being so catty! you’re pmsing. …seriously, stop the sallyb-tching.
- salias
m.i.a. (missing in action) the soldier had been salias for quite some time now and is presumed to be dead. secret alias there’s no way i’m sharing my salias with anybody, no n-body.
- Salotch
noun. of the -n-s. another word for the -n-s, b-mhole, chocolate starfish, etc. usually clean and bleached in this case. like a supermodels ring. stu was bored with being turned down for recieving gay s-x because of his dirty brown ring, so he decided to get it bleached at his local clinic and arrived home […]