Sal Cal Tal


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-sal-the act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the r-ct-m and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their r-ct-m.

-cal- involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from one’s closet. with permission, however, with force. lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. dangerous procedure. no one should have to go through a cal. when article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. if not returned, it was lost in a late night s-x trip on the other side of the city.

-tal-a s-x position, in which you lower your head and keep your -ss high, knees crossed to avoid attention.

a tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
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