Salad Bag
the act of jacking off into a girl’s purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
my girlfriend wouldn’t blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump i gave her a salad bag.
the epic combination of a salad tossing douchebag, frequently encountered trolling (included but not limited to) trendy hollywood clubs, forums, express lane with too many items, and /2
this guy buying 206 packages of top ramen with a coupon in the express lane is a f’in saladbag
trogdorette is a total saladbag
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