salad eating bitch


the type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the f-ck up. many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating b-tch sitting in the booth of the ruby tuesday’s, eating the mandarin chicken salad.

the kind of b-tch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

not a s-xist term; see salad eating b-st-rd
yo, i took sandy out to applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating b-tches. now i’m out 10 bucks.

Read Also:

  • Swedish Teddybear

    another word for a bl-w j-b. used to avoid saying bl-w j-b, to keep it a secret. on its my birthday i’m going to ask my girlfriend for a swedish teddybear.

  • Sweetawesomecool

    something that is sweet, awesome, and also cool. it has to be really sweet, friggin’ awesome, and very cool, not pretty sweet, relatively awesome, and kind of cool. person 1: dude, is that a new longboard? person 2: yeah man! i just got it yesterday! person 1: sweetawesomecool!

  • sweetnuts

    1. when you want to express that something is better then coolbeans but not as good as awesome. 2. to express good news you were not expecting to find out or hear dude 1: yo there’s an elvis convention in town dude 2: for reals? sweetnuts!

  • sweet relish

    to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (originated in livermore, ca by chris w. and lake s. in ’00) lake s. – “hey, hey, hey” (nudging in female’s direction) -in unison- chris w./lake s. – “ah….sweet relish”

  • Bishop Stang and Dartmouth High

    students who need to learn how to use proper grammar skills. both bishop stang and dartmouth high say “there -sses kicked” it should be -they’re -sses kicked


Disclaimer: salad eating bitch definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.