salad face?

an expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
“…and then my dad said i couldn’t date ’til i was 40. salad face?”
when you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously m-st-rb-t- to overcome you current state of horniness.
i was so h-rny looking at her cute lil face that i wrapped both hands around my c-ck and jerked off like a f-cking maniac. my b-lls exploded thick c-m all over the godd-mn screen and all over this chick’s face.
1.a person who is over confident to the point where it will make others want to lay a piggy beat down on them. not so much because they are confident, but the fact that they are confident and don’t really know sh-t.
2.a male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. but when the “salad face” takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvest-te hookers.
4.a person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.a person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
examples list to match defs above.
1.ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother f-cker is going brag about how fast he sh-t his pants after he got out of his car.
2.salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.why the f-ck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.yes i said i already played half life 2 ya f-cking salad face.
5.omg salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.