Salad Misery


the anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
my parents hinted that i was looking a little chunky, so i got a salad for lunch. now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

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