Salad Shooter

salad shooter- a vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.
i shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh……..
a cleveland steamer performed after a three-day steady diet of canned corn.
visible corn in the fecal matter is required before the acts can be distinguished.
rach-lle preferred her partner to eat only jolly green giant niblets before he gave her a salad shooter.
a vegitarian or vegan with the runs.
a phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
dude: -heavy sigh-
chick: “salad shooter?”
dude: “ugh. salad shooter.”
a salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically dance dance revolution.

the “shooting” occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly – coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
“last night was turbo fun, until emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car.”
defined as: noun: what your -ss turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. it is also another way of saying diarrhea. the end result is your -ss sp-ckling a toilet wall with sh-t. this term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on tv in the 80’s which “shot” salad from a small orifice.
d-mn that supposedly healthy sandwich i just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.
when one is smoking pot through a one-hitter or pipe and sucks in a chunk of ash.
ackk! cough ! cough ! dude, i just got a total salad shooter off of that.

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