Saladboy
i) someone that often brings salad to work in a plastic lunch box. the salads can be any sort of regular salad like turkey salad for example and they can be dressed in any condiments such as mayonnaise and mustard mixed together.
ii) a prison b-tch. someone that is made to eat another inmates -ss-hole on a regular basis i.e toss his salad.
not dave: what’s that banging sound?
dave: it’s just me shaking my salad box to mix in the dressing.
not dave: you eat salad everyday don’t you?
dave: yeah i do. i love eating that salad. saladboy was my nickname in prison but it was for a different reason.
a male prison inmate who eats and tongues another male’s -n-s.
joe was a salad boy in the joint
the kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
“i don’t use that much dressing!” “ok, chill out, salad boy.”
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