salami slap


when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can’t get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. in sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe
wow!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne

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