Salisbury Salami Slayer


an individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak tv dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a tv tray in front of the television, and viewing adult p-rnographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.
glu gleywart: hey toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

toquevatt: yeah kimbo, that guy is a salisbury salami slayer if i’ve ever seen one.

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