salivation army


the horde of drooling hipsters that descends upon thrift stores as soon as yet another piece of vintage attire (see: hipster gl-sses) enters the mainstream of the non-conformist mob.
i was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin’ salivation army took the place over. i was swimming in ’80s terrycloth headbands and pbr-flavoured spit in about two seconds.

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