sally parsons

a woman whose possessions are limited to the colour black. her entire wardrobe will be just black. her cat, it will be black. her car, will also be black. the woman in question is also an avid drinker of prosecco (a poor mans champagne) and insists on her english authenticity by saying her son isn’t called ahmed
is that girl a goth? nah, she’s just a sally parsons

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