Sallywhacker


a very masculine, heteros-xual man. a man who eats gl-ss corn flakes with a side of galvanized steel. a man who breaks heads over beer bottles. a man who, when fixes his gaze upon a person, said person instantaneously gives birth, whether male or female. not to be confused with sally, tallywhacker, or queer motherf-cker.
“you sallywhacker, you knocked up my sister! wear these gl-sses, -sshole, and stop eye-f-cking my family members.”

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