salmon packer
when a dominate male’s trousers are so tight that you can see their p-n-s in extreme definition.
this will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
“your salmon is very well packed this evening”
“no money … no problems… i’m a grade a salmon packer”
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