salmon turd


a t-rd that just won’t flush
i’ve just had a huge salmon t-rd – the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me
despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon t-rd yet again!

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