salmoneus


a crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. it is rumored that a salmoneus h–rds them and worships them. how scary!
fransisco: hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
rosario: a salmoneus probably stole it. what a loser.
an internet meme that misleads someone to a runescape fansite which was made by a guy called salmoneus
tusho pulled a salmoneus
a person that farts to keep himself occupied.
jim: hey jordan, whatcha doing.

-jordan lets one rips and giggles-

jim: jordan, your such a salmoneus!
to trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. he is also the owner of a popular runescape fansite.
tusho pulled a salmoneus

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