when you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously…
friend1: “looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!”
friend2: “yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out’…”
- lash c*nt
a sick lad, usually in the form of an australian highschool boy who does sh-t just because he can “did you just lift up that car and move it?” “yeah” “you’re a lash c-nt!”
- the dos tiempo
an hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work. that job should have been done hours ago… the dos tiempo struck again.
- domestic p*ssy
p-ssy that is reserved for an exclusive relationship. one that includes long term commitment and/or marriage. a women who only has s-x with one partner and with whom they share a home. single men what the exclusivity of domestic p-ssy, but can’t the responsibility that comes with it.
booty with you giiirrlll you got some bwy!!!
- tony mace
d-ck head tony mace is great at being a d-ckhead