total relaxation, complete peace, chill, peace of the mind, body and soul
i have had a stressful day at work, i need to salpidate
having less of or no netflix you should p-ss me your account because i am netflixless
when someone doesn’t know the difference between an e-boyfriend (someone whom they met online but never in real life) and a long distance boyfriend (someone whom you have met before prior to dating online) commonly used as an insult to girls who are in a “long distance relationship” with an e-boyfriend. tom: alice has been […]
- shaved harambe
when your t-ts are out, your d-cks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate. my meal card isn’t good at quiznos? literally n-body has it worse than i do. life is such a shaved harambe bro.
a great friend sometimes turn his back on u but will feel horrible bout it he is nice and cool, also a fast runner best friends with someone named derek misieal is so cool
- the cardinal rule
don’t f-ck with the people that handle your food. that b-tch forgot the cardinal rule so i gave her some d-ck cheese for that salad.