when a man is giving -n-l s-x, he will then pull out quickly before he c-ms and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
that girl won’t return my calls. maybe it’s because i made her eat my “salt malt and a chili dog” the last time we hooked up.
barnpot is used to describe somebody unintelligent and stupid. steve: “what is 10% of 350, john?” john: “3.5 i think…” steve: “john you barnpot, it’s 35…”
one nut that is bigger than the other one dude look at that monkeys godnut
- karl streitel
that english that decides he likes calling on people when they aren’t paying attention. aka. the sp-wn of satans b-tt hole student 1: hey do you have the english teacher on the third floor? student 2: oh my god yeah. he’s a karl streitel.
- burrito f*cker
when a non-mexican person is s-xually attracted to, or has had s-x with, a person of mexican descent. juan’s wife christina sure is a burrito f-cker.
- looks cloudy
when someone looks cute af and is tall but they know they is hey nice five finger death punch shirt, thanks looks cloudy