salt nation


the saltiest motherf-cker that ever walked the american-canadian border. known for general grungy-ness, american-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. the name is derived from his signature, salty responses to everything.
person 1: “dude, i got you alcohol, what are you upset about?”
person 2: “i asked for beer, not f-ckin’ vodka, dumb-ss.”
person 1: “stop being such a salt nation and get your own beer, sh-thead.”

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