salt vampire


the opposite of a sweet tooth. the salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans – instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and chexmix. taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
the first impression i got from these chips was holy b-lls these chips are salty. that’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. i would go so far as to call them excessively salty.

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