Saltchicken


those birds that eat all your f-cking food at the beach and attacks your small children. they are more commonly known as seagulls.
-snaps- hey there you! -knifehand- get the f-ck away from that marine’s food you dirty f-cking saltchicken.

Read Also:

  • Salt Spring Syndrome

    the syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of salt spring island, the largest of the southern gulf islands. characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards “new islanders” or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of gulf island culture. aunt old timer: “you […]

  • Salty Water Cannon

    (n.) – a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman. “yo brah, so did you do her brah?” “nah brah, but i gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!” “no […]

  • saly

    a type offresh italian salt i’d like to spice up my pasta with some saly

  • San Francisco Steambath

    an explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter. pull over by that snow pile. i gotta take a san francisco steambath

  • Sanspoof

    1.from grim fandango.a race cat who died on the second week of racing. 2. future dictator of all the known universe! “welcome and fungus is bad” “beloved sanspoof, this regal and majestic feline was a record-holder for speed, and a favorite of the crowds here in rubacava for many years …until her career was suddenly […]


Disclaimer: Saltchicken definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.