Salted The Land
to completely ravage a woman’s genitals.
the destruction of one’s v-g-n- during intercourse.
the aftermath of an authentic p-ssy pounding that renders the v-g-n- nearly useless.
bob-“hey, are you going to bang her?”
jim-“hopefully she will let me hit it.”
bob-“i wouldn’t do that if i were you…”
jim-“why not?”
bob-“i heard that johnny salted the land when he last got the chance.”
jim-“oh. good call bro. that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. thanks.”
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