Saltine Oyster
a saltine cracker covered in one’s own s-m-n.
d-mn it matt! why is there a p-b- this pack of saltines?! did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty c-m guzzling, ginger fro, f-ck face?!!
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