Saltwater Taffy
a s-xual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a bl-wj-b from an unsuspecting partner. usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
a great, old-fashioned candy that has been around since 1892. made in salt lake city, utah, this chewy candy consists of flavors that include licorice, peppermint, chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon, rum, orange and cream, and blue raspberry. i love this wonderful candy, and you can find it in many grocery stores, including meijer’s, and it is also made in gatlinburg, tennessee, where it is also a speciality item.
saltw-ter taffy is pr-ne to causing cavities and other dental problems, but they can be avoided. the best way to eat saltw-ter taffy and evade tooth decay and cavities is to suck on it until it gets smaller and easier to chomp on. chew a few times and then swallow it.
a s-xual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, -j-c-l-t-s on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. like 2 girls 1 cup but the sh-t is covered in j-zz.
man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used salt water taffy!
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