Salty Asshole
noun
1. puckered and vengeful, an -sshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way
2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one’s -sshole
i knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty -sshole about it?
a salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. first you lick the entire rim or “toss the salad” then you pound that salty -sshole. first developed at fabcon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. but, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. the salt really helps the rest of the -sshole go down. it’s a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.
customer: hey i’m in the mood to try something new and daring
bartender: what about a salty -sshole?
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