Salty Cracker
a game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. whoever comes last has to eat it. which further proves my theory that jocks are f-gs.
i’m sure some jock’s lose on purpose.
supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. someone takes out an mre cracker and the group starts to m-st-rb-t- onto it. whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.
soldier 1: dude, this is boring, let’s play some salty cracker!
soldier 2: ok! i’ll grab one from my mre.
soldier 3: umm… are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
soldiers 1+2: h-ll yeah, wanna join?
soldier 3: sure!
soldiers 1+2: haha, you lose, eat it b-tch!
soldier 3 gags.
term used to describe people of caucasian decent’s negative feelings of our new president-elect barack obama he won the presidential election!
“you better get you some water because its going to be a whole lot of salty crackers walking around!”
a p-ssed off white boy.
a p-ssed off white boy is a salty cracker.
when you eat out a womans stubbly p-ssy, after she just got done working out
salty cracker,yummmmmmmy
a white guy with severe dandruff problems.
“wash your d-mn hair you salty cracker!!”
“that fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.
a white girl who lives in a cardboard box. often found in a bag with other crackers. tasty if not stale. goes down well with b-tter.
my girlfriend is a salty cracker. i like to lick her salty crack.
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