Salty Dick
an ex-patriot european (usually british) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his d-ck is left dangling in the sea.
john got his canadian p-ssport this week, but he’s not giving up his british one – when will the salty d-ck make a commitment.
“the national health service is so much better than us medicare” – “aw shut up, why don’tcha. you salty d-cks are always whingeing about something”
the act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty d-ck.
guy 1: “my hands are extremely sweaty”
guy 2: “slip n’ slide them on your d-ck bro, do the salty d-ck”
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