you gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. and then j-zz in her eye.
me: hey there, you come here often?
her: on occasion, hehe
me: yeah that’s cool listen can i give you a salty domingo or what?
- scrollers knee
scrollers knee – the definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a sh-t but scrolling on a smartphone or tablet in the toilet. “fackin h-ll tommy, i cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee” “i’m not surprised jim, you were in […]
- sidewalk service
when you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you. the smell of the gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the sidewalk service they were receiving from […]
- slack b*tthole
a b-tth-l- that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. rather, the b-tth-l- has become loose and has a larger circ-mference than it previously had. anatomically, the -n-l sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the b-tth-l- has some ‘slack’. metaphorically, think of the b-tth-l- as a collar of a t-shirt, […]
- snap tw*t
a f-ckw-t who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on snapchat. the person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on youtube where it goes viral. for the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or […]