Salty Pooptatoes


during a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman’s mouth, he must promptly turn around, -j-c-l-t- into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim “salty p–ptatoes!” for all his neighbors to hear.
james said “yo man, i gave this b-tch the salty p–ptatoes the other night. sh-t was so cash.”
chris replied “get the f-ck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherf-cking ginger b-st-rd!”

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