Salty Sailor


a gay s-x term for when a bottom sh-ts/sharts c-m all over another person’s face.
“last night ryan gave trevor the ol’ salty sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward.”
old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the salty sailor knew his stuff.
when a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him j-zz on his b-llsack. then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. this is the salty sailor.
guy 1:last night, stella was giving me a hj and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

guy 2: dude! high-five
a mixed drink which has had s-m-n added without knowledge of such an addition being p-ssed along to the drinker.
joe sipped his salty sailor slowly, wondering why his friend barry was giggling uncontrollably.
the embodiment of pure human hatred.
used only in the most necessary of circ-mstances.
refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.
he killed my wife and children.
burned my house to the ground.
blackmailed me for ten years.
i could kill that salty sailor.
when you work up a nice ball sweat throughout the day and have a chick suck on your b-llsack during f-ll-t–; one of the many s-x moves popularized by richard nixon
d-mn woman, you sure know how to suck b-lls! you like that salty sailor, don’t you?
a gay s-x term for when a bottom sh-ts/sharts c-m all over another person’s face.
“last night ryan gave trevor the ol’ salty sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward.”

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